the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
oh my god, that was really violent
#HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE #SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN’S ASS #AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK#THAT A WOMAN STEALING THE END FROM THE HERO #IS A GREAT THING#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE #PEPPER POTTS FOR PRESIDENT#TONY STARK TO AWKWARDLY STARE AT HER IN AWE AND WITH A STRANGE BONER#sorry i got carried away (via starksexual)
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
I know this is supposed to be a deep and meaningful poem and all but all I can think about is how my phobia of snorkeling made it so i had to be rescued from water that barely came up to my waist…
Frozen: The Bechdel Test
1. It has to have at least two women in it.
2. Who talk to each other…
It’s the defining relationship of the film.
3…about something besides a man.
How about trying to end an eternal winter?
Now…would it pass the reverse?
1. Two men - yes
2. Who talk to each other…not really
3. About something other than women…no
Not only does Frozen ACE the Bechdel test, it also gives men the cinematic treatment women have received for decades.